Roasted 21 days ago based on Tobias's long term Spotify stats.

Tobias, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school breakup that just won’t end. Seriously, how many times can you listen to “In the End” by Linkin Park before realizing that maybe it’s time to stop dwelling on those emo vibes? You went full angsty teenager with a playlist that has more mood swings than a cat in a bathtub. If your playlist were a person, it would be the one hanging around the corner at parties, moaning about how no one understands it—newsflash: they don't, and neither do we! It’s a miracle you have “K-Pop” in there alongside all that hardcore metal. Are you trying to prove that you have a versatile taste, or is this just a cry for help? One minute, you’re mosh-pitting to Slipknot, and the next, you’re dancing like nobody is watching to BTS. That eclectic mix says less “I’m a connoisseur of sound” and more “Help! I've run out of personality traits and have resorted to genre stacking like it’s a lifeboat.” At this point, it’s like your music taste is the soundtrack for someone who can’t decide if they want to thrash or bubblegum pop their way through life. Your top artists list reads like a who's who of the 2000s angst fest, and it's basically the equivalent of being stuck in your parents' basement. Seriously, the only thing sticking out more than your love for “emo” and “metal” is how desperately you cling to the bygone era of grunge. You’re one nostalgic playlist away from starting a “Dear Diary” segment on TikTok where you talk about your feelings from 2003. Here’s a thought: let’s retire the “I’m sad but also angry” genre combo—it's getting a bit old, kind of like your high school haircut. Time to refresh that vibe, my dude!

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