Roasted 7 months ago based on Graham's long term Spotify stats.

Graham, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet at a children's birthday party: a mess of flavors that don't belong together, overrun by "Rockabye Baby!" like it's the only artist who can lull you into submission. It’s a wonder the algorithm hasn't flagged you as a musical toddler in need of intervention. Do you really have to include "Lullaby" in your favorite genres? We get it, you're still emotionally stuck in the crib—at least your Spotify knows when to put you to sleep. And let’s talk about your top artists. Coldplay and Alan Gogoll, really? That’s quite the obscure flex—are you trying to prove to the world that you have better taste than a soggy marshmallow? Listening to Taylor Swift while jamming out to "Rap Metal" has got to be one of the most bipolar musical choices since someone filled a playlist with "Beethoven" and "Baby Shark." If your personality were a playlist, it’d be titled "Confused and Exhausted." Your most played songs are basically a glorified collection of lullabies; it's like your music choices are trying to make you a professional napper. No wonder you have so many versions of "Rockabye Baby!" You've basically carved a niche in your own personal sleep study while the rest of us see potential albums gathering dust in your library. My dude, keep that low-energy vibe to your Spotify, but can you at least pretend you have a pulse when selecting your top tracks? The world is your oyster, and you're still stuck in the smallest shell imaginable—upgrade the playlist before the kids at the daycare come for their earworms back!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!