Roasted 10 months ago based on Nikolajus Tr's long term Spotify stats.

Nikolajus Tr, you’ve got a favorite genres list that reads like a 10-year-old's birthday party playlist. Trance, Progressive House, Eurodance? Are you just trying to collect every form of music that’ll ensure you never have an adult conversation ever again? The only time you’ll ever leave the “Big Room” is when you realize even your Spotify wrapped is more full of basic beats than a toddler’s nursery at nap time. I’m surprised “Repetitive MIDI Loops” didn’t make the cut! And can we talk about your top artists for a second? It’s like you raided a discount bin at a gas station for the world's most forgettable electronic artists. Lorien Testard appears more times on your list than your ex in those late-night "What went wrong?" reminiscing sessions, and I’m left wondering if anyone else out there has ever actually heard of him. Going to a party with your playlist sounds like a guaranteed way to instantly clear the dance floor—unless everyone’s wearing clown masks. And lastly, your most played songs. Seriously, “Children’s Music” and “Happy Hardcore” in the same breath? I’m just picturing you dancing around your living room like an over-caffeinated toddler while crying over a track named “Wellerman.” If this is your version of peak life enjoyment, you might want to invest in some adult therapy—because those sad beats might be hiding a much darker basement where real emotions go to die!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!