Roasted 7 months ago based on meko♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey Meko♡, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a midlife crisis that somehow also screams "I peaked in high school." Emo, country, and pop punk? Are you sure your heart isn't split between heartbreak and an aversion to real instruments? I mean, if your music taste were a person, it would be the one wearing trucker hats and crying into a hot dog at a gas station while trying to explain why they "relate" to Kanye—because nothing says ‘life goals’ like screaming in your car while also debating the existential dread of wearing boots in the summer. Your top artists list is either a confounding collage of sounds best left in a sad teenager’s diary or a cry for help that demands therapy and a solid playlist cleansing. You've got Fall Out Boy, Toby Keith, and Eminem—an emotional buffet that perfectly blends angst, jorts, and questionable life choices. Those plays of "Flesh" by Simon Curtis and "Selfish" are practically begging for a content warning. It’s like the Spotify equivalent of wanting the world to know you've got a distinct passion for melancholia with a side of irony. Let’s be real here: you’ve got the soul of a tortured artist, the taste of a middle school mixtape, and the emotional range of a crumpled tissue. And let’s not overlook your top songs. It’s an absolute rollercoaster of “who hurt you?” and “what kind of terrible mood were you in when this playlist was born?” “Save Me” by Jelly Roll should’ve been the life mantra you sketched on your bathroom mirror. And calling "Cowboys and Angels" a standout when you have bangers like "$uicideboy$” feels like bringing a salad to a barbecue—nobody asked for it, yet here you are, blinking confusedly at the charred meat. So, Meko♡, crank up that disjointed soundtrack and let’s hope at least one of these genres manages to distract you from the philosophical question: should you be listening to music or making some life changes?

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