Roasted 2 years ago based on kall911's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kall911, your Spotify profile looks like the ultimate hipster starter kit exploded all over your “Bedside Table Vibes” playlist. With more genres than the average person has socks, it’s clear you’ve spent more time curating this list than actually listening to music. Permanent Wave? Really? The only wave you're riding is the cringe wave you create by claiming you like “POV: Indie.” I can just see you in your room, gazing into the mirror, dreaming of becoming a distant cousin of a Wes Anderson character. Your top artists read like a mix of a “how to be art school cool” manual and an identity crisis. From Daniel Caesar to SEVENTEEN, your taste is less about the music and more about how many boxes you can check-off to seem “cultured.” Are you trying to assemble the UN of sad sounds? Because your top tracks scream: “I’m here for a deep existential crisis and a side of moody feels!” You have more K-Pop in there than a Korean boy band’s touring schedule, and yet, you still manage to squeeze in enough indie heartbreak to give your mom a reason to worry about you. And sweet Jesus, those most played songs! Do you even know how to explore anything other than “sad, sultry autumn vibes”? “Get You” and “Blessed” back-to-back like you’re trying to manifest your ideal Tinder date into real life. It’s clear you want to swirl your thoughts about love and sadness like a latte in your favorite overpriced café, while secretly hoping someone notices you enough to brush your hair behind your ear—classic indie fantasy. You, my friend, are proof that self-aware and self-indulgent can go hand in hand, like a Tinder bio filled with existential sadness and vague band references.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!