Roasted 1 year ago based on Garrett's long term Spotify stats.

Garrett, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where none of the dishes match, and everything just gives you heartburn. It’s impressive you’ve created a musical identity so confused that it feels like every time you hit ‘shuffle,’ someone is throwing a dart at a board of genres. One moment you're bumping to “Heavy Metal,” and the next, it’s like you’re strolling through a farmer’s market with “Melodic Rap.” Honestly, did you just take a dartboard, a list of genres, and a blindfold to create your playlist? Your top artists are like a bizarre crossover episode that no one asked for. You’ve got Lil Uzi Vert bringing the gold chains while Noah Kahan is desperately trying to sell you on his homegrown apple cider. And do you even know who Drake and Kanye are in the same sentence as Metallica? It's starting to feel like your listening habits are a cry for help—half of the time you’re reliving your angsty teen years, and the other half, it seems like you just found out your mom was listening to alternative rock in the ‘90s. Please, pick a vibe before your Spotify account develops a serious identity crisis. As for your most played songs, it's proof that even music can reach out desperately for a lifeline. “Orange Juice” by Noah Kahan? What’s next, “Breakfast Cereal” by some indie band that nobody's ever heard of? And why is “BESO” your guilty pleasure? Is that your way of emotionally preparing for that inevitable breakup you’re trying to write a sad ballad about? In the battle of your very questionable playlist, it’s hard to believe that you’d ever hit the ‘repeat’ button. Just stop, for the love of every earplug in existence!

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