Roasted 2 months ago based on Harry Armstrong's long term Spotify stats.

Harry Armstrong, eh? A name that sounds as bland as your Spotify profile. Honestly, looking at your favorite genres is like reading a Yelp review of a mid-sized British pub—too much variety for no real reason, and I’m pretty sure you’ve left out the one genre that truly defines you: “Tragic.” Your love for Madchester and Britpop screams, “I peaked in college and haven’t evolved since.” You’re living proof that nostalgia can be as dangerous as your playlists are predictable. Let’s talk about those top artists. Oasis, Linkin Park, and a dash of Kendrick Lamar? Wow, Harry! Are you trying to win the award for ‘Most Eager To Relive Their High School Years’? If only half as much effort went into fostering new taste as went into rekindling your love for “the hits.” Your choice of somber indie tracks from “sombr” and “Florence Road” is the kind of decision that makes you wonder if you’ve just been churning through sad girl playlists from 2017 like an emotionally stunted DJ. And those most played songs? You could have listed a mixtape titled “Cry Me a River,” and it would have fit right in! I mean, "Hand Me Downs" by “Florence Road”? God forbid you put on a song that doesn’t involve some deep-seated emotional baggage! Let's face it, Harry, your playlist suggests that every day for you is either “Miserable Monday” or a “Throwback Thursday to when I had friends,” and spoiler alert: they’re still not coming back. Time to update that profile—life’s too short to wallow in musical mediocrity!

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