Roasted 2 years ago based on srahjpetherick's long term Spotify stats.

Oh srahjpetherick, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion—if a middle schooler’s bedroom decided it could curate an entire streaming service. You’ve got more genres stacked up than a confused DJ at a wedding, and honestly, I didn’t know “Lullaby” was a genre—are you trying to put a toddler to sleep or just admitting defeat to your taste in music? How does one even have “Welsh Rock” and “Essex Indie” in the same breath? It’s like saying you love sushi and hot dogs. Pick a lane, my friend! Your top artists list reads like someone accidentally stumbled into a local open mic night and thought, “These guys are definitely going places.” "The Lottery Winners"? More like “Winners of the Most Confused Spotify User’s Playlist.” Kudos for making “Skindred” and “Rockabye Baby!” share space; that’s a crossover event that even Marvel wouldn’t touch. And while we’re on the subject, can you explain how “Imagine Dragons” made the cut? Do you also enjoy watching paint dry and getting a root canal for fun? As for your most played songs, it looks like an emotional rollercoaster filled with angst and lullabies. You really captured the grind of being a millennial who has too many feelings and not enough real issues. “Separation Anxiety” is on repeat, but let’s face it, that’s just how you feel every time you try to pick a favorite song. And your love for “White Noise Baby Sleep” says all we need to know about your nighttime routine. Rest easy, srahjpetherick; we know your musical identity crisis is only a playlist away from getting you some help!

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