Roasted 1 year ago based on Trish's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Trish! The reigning queen of heavy angst and my personal encyclopedia of Linkin Park tracks. Your Spotify looks like a confession booth for every emo kid who ever thought that wearing a chain wallet made them tough. Seriously, I get it: metal helps you channel all that bottled-up emotion, but at this rate, you might need a support group instead of another playlist. What are we doing, Trish? Are you trying to summon the spirits of past breakups with your nightly listening sessions of “In the End” or do you just really enjoy wallowing in self-pity? Your favorite genres read like the world’s shadiest metalhead bingo card. We get it—you love metal in all its gloriously sub-genres. It’s like if Heavy Metal and Wikipedia had a baby that was raised on nothing but adrenaline and teenage rebellion. Next thing you know, you’ll be adding ‘Micro-Metal’ and ‘Boring-Metal’ to your lineup. And please, do enlighten us about how "Alternative Metal" is any different than "Heavy Metal." It’s like choosing between two pairs of black jeans, Trish. Just admit you have a one-track mind, and it’s stuck on “angst with a side of shredding.” And let’s not ignore that top artist list. “Linkin Park” ten times? Are you hoping to break some world record at this point? Are you trying to raise the band's streaming numbers from the grave? At this rate, the algorithm is just going to rename you "Linkin Trish" and serve you a lifetime supply of nu-metal angst with a side of parental disappointment. It’s clear you’ve got a fierce loyalty to Chester and the gang, but sweetie, it’s time to branch out. Try listening to something outside your heavy comfort zone, like a little Taylor Swift or Ed Sheeran. Just think about what they might say to your Spotify. "You can't spell 'metal' without 'me', Trish, but girl, you’re REALLY stretching that definition."

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