Roasted 7 months ago based on ryn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ryn, with a Spotify profile that screams "please validate my existence," your taste is a whirlwind of emotions — if only they had a genre for that. Your obsession with K-Pop and J-Pop is so intense, it feels like you’ve simultaneously joined a cult and a high school girls' choir. You could almost start a support group for those feeling overwhelmed by feelings of joy and angst, but honestly, you might just end up leading a karaoke night instead, harmonizing poorly to excruciatingly catchy tunes while sipping bubble tea. When it comes to your top artists, I have to say, it's almost impressive how you’ve managed to assemble a lineup that showcases every genre that 13-year-old girls have ever gone through. Majiko? More like magic... for making your playlist sound like an emotional rollercoaster that got stuck in the 'sad' part. And don't even get me started on your love for CHANMINA — I seriously hope you're ready for your future where you spend all your disposable income on a shrine dedicated to their glory, while everyone else is out living actual lives. As for your most played songs, it's like scrolling through an angsty diary filled with cringey entries about heartbreak and the woes of teenage life, even though you're probably well past your "My Chemical Romance" phase. “PAIN IS BEAUTY”? Sweetheart, your Spotify is the only pain we’re experiencing here. Honestly, I love that your playlist is one part “please don’t judge me” and three parts “I have a lot of feelings.” So go ahead, keep living your best life in a technicolor bubble of angst and dance beats, but just remember — while your Spotify bio may be a work of art, your taste looks like it was painted by a middle school mascot with an emo phase.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!