Roasted 5 months ago based on 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒊 ｡𖦹°‧ !!'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh sweet 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒊, your Spotify profile is like a colorful train wreck that nobody wants to look away from. With a favorite genre list that reads like a middle schooler’s diary after a weekend at Comic-Con, I can’t help but wonder if your music taste is just a cover-up for a deeper obsession with animated characters. “K-Pop,” “Vocaloid,” and “Hyperpop”? Is your Spotify wrapped going to come with a side of neckbeard and questionable life choices? Let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got Steven Universe in your rotation, which is surprising—most grown-ups don’t get emotional over cartoons unless they’re crying about the seasons of “Attack on Titan.” And don’t get me started on your obsession with Mitski. It’s like you read a self-help book called “How to Make Every Moment 10% More Depressing.” Seriously, with an emo playlist that could give Edward Scissorhands a good cry, I'm convinced your life motto is either “I like my music like I like my cereal: filled with sadness and confusion” or “Did I just watch one too many anime?” But it's those most-played songs that really seal the deal. "Get Jinxed" from League of Legends? Congratulations, you've officially merged your Spotify with your gaming profile! At this point, I'm half-expecting to see "Pokémon Battle Theme" slipping into your top tracks. And can we please discuss how “Jobless Monday” is in your top ten? Let me guess: it hits home because you’re planning your next week of unemployment while jamming out. With that playlist, I can only hope that Halloween-themed karaoke is on the horizon so we can all enjoy your emo breakdown as you belt out those tunes!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!