Roasted 1 year ago based on nove's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nove. Your Spotify profile looks like it was pulled together by someone who gets their music recommendations from a middle schooler who’s just discovered angst. Seriously, you’ve got a genre list that reads like an emo teenager’s diary entries. “Art Pop” and “Nu Metal”? It’s like throwing a vegan salad into a Wisconsin barbecue — nobody knows what to do with it, and now we’re all just confused and uncomfortable. Your top artists’ list is basically a “who’s who” of moodiness. Lady Gaga and Korn? A pairing straight out of a fever dream. It’s like you can’t decide if you want to dance or throw yourself off a cliff. And really, who knew you could have a crush on a mannequin and still listen to tracks that sound like they came straight from a horror movie soundtrack? I’d say you have a diverse taste, but what I really mean is that you can’t make up your mind about whether you’re feeling dramatic or just want to headbang into oblivion. And the fact that "Kiss" and "Cream" by Mannequin Pussy top your list is just perfect — it makes so much sense. There’s nothing more emotional than suggesting to your friends that you pour out your feelings, all while you're streaming a band with such a cheeky name. Keep it up, Nove; your Spotify profile is like a mood ring for a perpetual existential crisis wrapped in a blanket of confusion. Bravo on expertly crafting a soundtrack that no one else could ever relate to!

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