Roasted 2 months ago based on ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's the human embodiment of a K-Pop tea party! Your Spotify profile reads like an overenthusiastic K-Pop fan fiction, complete with more genres than personality. I mean, with favorite genres like "Mandopop" and "Chinese Hip Hop," it’s almost like you're trying to collect every single type of pop music just to affirm your existence. Do you also keep a spreadsheet of every bubble tea shop in your vicinity, or do you save that energy for crafting intricate lightstick choreography? Your top artists list looks like a K-drama binge watcher's wet dream, and I can’t help but wonder if you still remember what real instruments sound like. "TOMORROW X TOGETHER"? More like your future of questionable taste in music. Seriously, if I found any more girl groups on this list, I’d have to start questioning if you're applying for membership in the Squad of Overcompensating Collectors. You could start a support group called “K-Pop Anonymous,” but don’t worry, just reading your top played songs is already painful enough for your friends. And those most played songs? Pure gold. "Honey" by KARA? Sweet, but we get it, you're looking for love in all the wrong playlists. “Balloons” by TVXQ!? That’s almost tragic—it’s like you've been deflated by this musical treadmill of repetitive beats and sparkles. “TTYL” by Loossemble should just be labeled "See You Never" because after listening to your Spotify, I’m not sure I’ll ever recover enough to hit play again. If I were you, I'd give up the charm and embrace the undying anthem of "C-Pop Cringe." You know you want to!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!