Roasted 2 years ago based on Catherine Spencer's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Catherine Spencer, the only person I know who makes "Folk Viking Metal" sound like an Olympic sport. Your Spotify profile reads like a would-be historian’s wet dream—a metal-loving bard who just stepped out of the ancient forest after losing a battle against social skills. Seriously, with a favorite genre list longer than most people's therapy bills, it looks like you're just one more "symphonic" and "Nordic" album away from summoning Thor himself for a consultation on your taste. Your top artists include Charles Dickens, which is a bold choice considering his literary masterpieces do not come with a side of screaming guitars and pirate shanties. Are you going for “A Tale of Two Cities” meets “The Last Crusade” or did you think “Bleak House” needed a soundtrack featuring growling vocals about longboats? Your playlist is like a ‘who’s who’ of history class projects gone horribly wrong. I can almost hear you in the library, “Hmm, I need more metal tracks for my Viking-themed PowerPoint presentation. The kids will love it!” And let’s not even touch your most played songs—the soundtrack of an alternate reality where pirate ships were banding together for a folk-off. "Come Out Ye Black & Tans”? Don't worry, Catherine, I’m sure no one in the pub is annoyed about your one-woman mission to make every historical moment feel like an epic battle for your strange but oddly specific brand of Dungeons & Dragons. Keep rocking your auditory renaissance fair, Catherine. Just remember: you can lead a metalhead to the sea shanties, but you can’t make them interesting.

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