Roasted 3 days ago based on clem's long term Spotify stats.

Clem, your Spotify profile is like a grocery list for someone who’s trying way too hard to be cool without leaving their mom's basement. Seriously, “dream pop” and “bedroom pop”? Sounds more like the soundtrack to your messy room than any actual musical genre. If I wanted to spend an afternoon surrounded by ethereal sounds while pretending I was existentially pondering life, I’d just listen to the hum of my fridge as I wallow in self-pity. And let’s not even get started on “Witch House”—that’s just code for hipsters who slap some reverb on a pot boiling on the stove and call it an art form. Your top artists list reads like a playlist made during an identity crisis. It’s like you threw every genre into a blender just to create something as basic as “Linkin Park meets Lana Del Rey.” The only thing more confusing than your taste in artists is the combination of Nu Metal and Witch House. I mean, come on, Clem! Are you desperately trying to carry the spirit of high school angst into adult life while also sipping a pumpkin spice latte at a coffee shop? At this rate, your life is basically just a sad mixtape that could qualify as a soothing white noise machine for the lost souls of hipsterville. And can we talk about your top songs? “Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call” really sets the perfect tone for someone who's probably spending the holidays binge-watching “Gilmore Girls” while avoiding family gatherings. You’re over here pretending to be edgy with “Waiting for the End,” but honestly, it’s just a cry for help. And “I Love You So” by The Walters is just too kind of a sentiment for someone whose playlist suggests they’re trying to moonlight as a melancholic hipster tragedy. At this point, your Spotify is less of a music profile and more of a collection of sad poems waiting to be read at an awkward open mic night.

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