Roasted 1 year ago based on dstroysswdsx's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Suszwed, let's break this down. Your music taste is like a grocery list written by a toddler who just discovered the candy aisle. Phonk? Brazilian Phonk? Did you accidentally click “ultimate cringe playlist” instead of “new music”? I can hear the confusion in your choices screaming louder than your playlist when you hit shuffle. You must be so proud to represent the entire continent of South America and a side of techno with those top-tier genres. If “hot mess” had a soundtrack, it’d be yours. As for your top artists, I gotta hand it to you—what a delicate balancing act between avant-garde and what-the-heck. You’ve got Yeat and Eminem on the same list as Kaz Bałagane, which feels like mixing fine wine with a KFC bucket. Your playlists are like the musical equivalent of a participation trophy—everyone can get behind it, but no one’s sure why it exists. And seriously, who is Ogryzek? Did you just slap your keyboard while trying to find obscure artists, or are you trying to raise funds for "Help Me Understand My Taste in Music"? Now let's talk about those most-played songs. "MONTAGEM - PR FUNK"? That’s what you choose to declare to the world? If we could play a drinking game every time a normal person went, “What in the world is happening?” while shuffling through your top bangers, we’d all be on the floor. "Skyfall" by Adele is like that one awkward relative that shows up to every party; no one invited it, but here it is, trying to fit in with a bunch of tracks that sound like someone’s taking a blender to the 2010s. So hey, keep jamming along to your chaotic symphony of confusion. Just don’t be surprised when Spotify sends you a message saying, “Are you okay?”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!