Roasted 10 days ago based on Mason Aulsbrook's long term Spotify stats.

Mason Aulsbrook, huh? With a name like that, you sound less like a Spotify user and more like a failed character from a young adult novel about the trials of being painfully mid. Your favorite genres must be “Awkward Silence” and “Regret,” because let’s be honest, the only thing worse than your music taste is having to listen to your Spotify profile play out loud in public. Seriously, I’d rather hear the sound of a cat trying to cough up a hairball than listen to anyone willingly attach themselves to both a self-titled track and a Brandy Clark b-side. You’ve got two songs on repeat, and one of them is yours? Talk about massive self-love or a complete lack of judgment—either way, it’s alarming. If “The Past is the Past” is your anthem, you might want to consider half-heartedly changing that to “The Past Should Stay in the Past” because judging by your taste in tunes, it sounds like you’re living in some sad land where musical nostalgia is the scariest thing about your existence. Between your self-indulgence and the obsession with a song that doesn’t even need a sequel, I see a reality show in the making: “The Soundtrack of Mason’s Mediocrity.” If Spotify ever needs a new genre called “Desperately Clinging to Overrated,” you’d be their poster child. Please take a moment and get a complete overhaul of those favorite artists—yes, that includes not just Brandy Clark. Dive into something beyond your own tortured brainwaves, because your music choices are so dull they could put a toddler to sleep without even trying. So go on, broaden those horizons a bit; the world deserves to experience whatever tragedy you’ve bottled up in that mediocre collection of tracks, just not on repeat, for the love of all that is holy!

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