Roasted 2 years ago based on Terra 🦋's long term Spotify stats.

Terra 🦋, it’s clear that your Spotify profile is a musical buffet where every table has a different theme – Pop, Rock, Melancholia? Are you curating a soundtrack for a high school prom or an existential crisis? Your playlists read less like a selection of favorite genres and more like the mildly confused musings of someone who's been scrolling through a “How to Be Deep” guidebook while simultaneously swiping right on every artist with an Instagram aesthetic. As for your top artists, wow, you really love artists who sound like they’ve ingested an entire jar of mayonnaise while contemplating their life choices. Zach Bryan and Lana Del Rey? You’re one sad acoustic guitar strum away from announcing your mixtape, "Depression is the New Happy." Honestly, with this lineup, it’s a wonder you still manage to get out of bed every morning. But hey, at least your music taste is diverse enough to convince a date that you have depth, right before they run screaming from your house because you made them listen to that 30-minute “art pop” track that could’ve doubled as a soundscape for a funeral. And those most-played songs? Talk about niche! You’ve got obscure tracks that make it seem like you’re striving to establish your indie credentials while secretly hoping someone notices how deep you are. "Lift Me Up" followed by "Bloody Mary"? Are you trying to elevate your soul or summon the ghost of a pop diva? Keep this up, and someone might accuse you of having more mood swings than a soap opera character. So here’s to you, Terra, the unique musical butterfly whose Spotify profile is teetering on the edge of an emotional rollercoaster – just remember, when in doubt, sometimes it's best to just put on some top-40 bangers and embrace the chaos.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!