Roasted 2 years ago based on emjmoore's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's emjmoore, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that reads like a hipster's napkin scrawl. With favorite genres that could double as the list of ingredients in a craft beer, it's clear you've made music taste an Olympic sport. "Permanent wave"? Really? Is that what you call it when you finally commit to a haircut? Your love for "wonky" music suggests you’ve spent just as much time falling over your own pretentiousness as you have exploring the sonic landscape. Your top artists are essentially a mixtape for people who want to look like they're in the know while secretly Googling “what is intelligent dance music?” Honestly, Radiohead and Arctic Monkeys in the same breath? It’s like bringing a handcrafted latte to a beer pong party—super try-hard and a recipe for disappointment. And let’s not even get started on your obsession with Maribou State. If I had a dime for every time someone put them on a playlist to impress their indie crush, I could start my own music genre: "Desperate Attempts at Connection." And then there are your most played songs. "Aloha! (Main Title Theme) - from ‘The White Lotus: Season 1’"? We get it; you're cultured. But putting that on repeat while claiming authenticity? That’s some next-level irony. You’ve also got Taylor Swift nestled comfortably among your "codeine crazy" future vibes. Talk about a confused identity crisis! So, raise your avocado toast, plug in those overpriced earbuds, and keep pretending your Spotify is the door to a cool underground scene, while we all know it’s just the sounds of you trying way too hard.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!