Roasted 3 months ago based on Denis's long term Spotify stats.

Denis, your Spotify profile looks like a sad amalgamation of the world's most niche genres, like a DJ who lost a bet. Fado? Really? Nothing says "I’m too deep for mainstream" like crying along to acoustic guitar while pretending to understand Portugal's collective heartbreak. And let’s talk about your Nederpop obsession – wow, you must really love music that was exclusively designed for people who can't pick a lane or stop playing in the rain. Your profile reads like a hipster's wet dream, mixing flamenco and folk like you're just trying to rival a confused Tinder bio. Scrolling through your top artists feels like I'm peeking into the world's saddest bistro where every act performs exclusively to the sound of wine corks popping. Your love for ROSALÍA is commendable, but c'mon, you play her songs so much, I'm surprised you haven’t added "ROSALÍA's biggest fan" as your official title. Are you hoping to start a fan club or just desperately trying to show the world you know more about Spanish culture than just paella? At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped should just be a dossier on ROSALÍA as she legally changes her name to "Denis’s Favorite Artist." Let’s not forget your most played songs. "Amor Eterno" is a lovely choice, Denis, but I hate to break it to you; if that's your jam, it might be time to invest in a therapist. "Sexo, Violencia y Llantas" - I can't tell if you watch telenovelas or if they just describe your dating life. Your playlist could double as a soundtrack for someone trying to have an identity crisis. You’ve curated a collection that brilliantly conveys the message: "I love global music, but my personality remains fully unformed." Seriously, Denis, call me when you branch out beyond the “songs to cry to at a coffee shop” playlist.

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