Roasted 2 years ago based on JDW's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, JDW, the proud curator of a Spotify playlist that seems less like a collection of top tracks and more like a soundtrack for a sad country flick nobody asked for. Your favorite genres read like the menu at a hipster diner where the waitstaff only speaks in obscure dialects and those who ask for ketchup are met with disdain. You’ve got "Outlaw Country" competing with "Saskatchewan Indie"—because clearly, nothing screams personality like being stuck in a never-ending banjo duel with the frostbite of your own taste in music. What’s next, underwater basket weaving themed playlists? Your top artists list is a hodgepodge so absurd it could only have been compiled during a blindfolded round of musical bingo. You’ve got Colter Wall occupying prime real estate right next to The Weeknd, and honestly, one sounds like he’s singing about heartbreak and the road, while the other is just trying to convince us his heart's still beating. Come on, you think "melodic rap" and "Kentucky roots" go together like sweet tea and bourbon? More like sweet tea and that mystery soda you regret ordering. Your playlist could give anyone whiplash trying to follow along. And let’s talk about your most played songs; nothing screams “I need therapy” quite like belting out “I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow” while clutching your cat in a dimly lit room. “Ghosts Of Mississippi” followed by “Sleeping on the Blacktop”? Wow, JDW, you’re really out there living the dream of every recluse in the heart of Appalachia. Your music tastes are as conflicting as a country singer with a hip-hop phase. So, congratulations! You’ve managed to turn your Spotify account into a one-stop shop for existential dread and questionable fashion choices. Keep jamming, friend, just don’t let anyone else hear it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!