Roasted 2 years ago based on Jorenski's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Joren Diamante, the proud curator of the most niche and sugar-coated Spotify profile this side of a Candy Crush level. Your favorite genres read like a list of party favors at a preteen birthday bash. "Metropopolis"? Did you just pull that one out of a generational crisis? With nine variations of Pop on your playlist, is your personality also just a series of glittery soundbites, or do you have the emotional depth of a toddler’s puddle? Now, let's dissect those top artists because we’re diving right into the deep end of your musical insecurities. First off, you’ve got Lana Del Rey and Charli XCX showing up like they’re on a therapy retreat for pop stars in distress—what a lineup of melodrama. Chappell Roan appears so much, I honestly think you’re one awkward encounter away from getting a restraining order filed against you. And Sabrina Carpenter? Really? You must have been one sad note away from downloading a singing lesson app to help you emotionally recover from middle school. And those most played tracks? My God, "Pink Pony Club"? Did you forget to wear a helmet while listening, or did the sugar rush from all that Pop just short-circuit your brain? Let's be real: “Damaged” might as well be your personal anthem after Spotify has so accurately diagnosed your taste. Keep up with this lineup, and I anticipate an upcoming petition to officially change your name to “Joren the Pop Princess”—in pastel colors only, of course. Honestly, your playlist is like a mood ring that’s permanently set to “frosted cupcake.”

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