Roasted 1 year ago based on Alan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Alan, the self-proclaimed aficionado of French beats! Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster cafe menu where they serve overpriced coffee with a side of existential dread. It’s a wonder how you managed to make “French Hip Hop” sound like the soundtrack for a pretentious film about nothing. I mean, every time you press play, do you also pull out a beret and start pondering the meaning of life, or does that just come naturally when you listen to “Rap Conscient”? Your favorite artists list looks like a list of people I’ve never heard of, which frankly, is a blessing. With a crew like that, it’s no wonder you spend your Friday nights alone, reminiscing about how “Belgian Hip Hop” really speaks to your soul. I can practically hear your sad playlists begging for validation. Are you trying to bring back the underground scene from the '90s or are you just trying to convince yourself that liking obscure artists is as cool as you think it is? Spoiler alert: it’s not. And as for your top songs, "Napoléon" and "EURO DOLLAR - LIVE VERSION"? Wow, talk about living in the past! Listening to those tracks is like trying to relive your glory days in middle school—except no one let you on the basketball team then, and no one’s impressed now. You’ve got the vibe of someone who befriends their vinyl records instead of actual people. Next time someone asks you about your music taste, just smile and nod, because we both know you’re one obscure playlist away from getting kicked out of every social situation.

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