Roasted 12 days ago based on dx.fr's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, dx.fr, the kind of Spotify profile that simultaneously makes me laugh and cringe. Your love for rap is so excessive, I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a prayer circle dedicated to your favorite trap beats. With all those genres you’ve picked, it’s like you’re trying to build the world’s most disjointed mixtape. Seriously, Christian Rock and G-Funk? What’s next, a collaboration between 2Pac and a gospel choir? Where are you even going with this? Your playlist reads like a music therapy session gone horribly wrong. Let’s talk about those top artists. Mix The Weeknd with Travis Scott and suddenly you think you’re the next musical prodigy? Newsflash: You’re not. Your taste is as confused as an elephant trying to tap dance—plenty of ambition but zero grace. And don’t get me started on Verka Serduchka sneaking into your Spotify royalty. Is your library a cultural melting pot or just an identity crisis? If your music was an advertisement, it would be a confused buffet menu that nobody wants to eat. And come on, the most played songs list looks like a “How to Lose Your Bet in One Easy Step” tutorial. You’ve got enough collabs to fill an arena, yet I’m pretty sure you’re still sitting alone in your room. The only thing more predictable than your music choices is the eye roll I give every time you claim to have “unique” taste. So let me gift you this: a one-way ticket to the nearest music festival, equipped with noise-canceling headphones. Perhaps if you click your heels three times, you’ll finally find a sound that matches the emotional depth of your Spotify profile—though I’m guessing you’re still standing in front of a mirror practicing your rap battles.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists