Roasted 7 months ago based on ace's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Ace, your Spotify profile reads like the world’s most convoluted hipster treasure map, where every road leads to an underground café that charges $10 for a cup of “artisanal” air. Seriously, how many obscure Japanese genres do you need to listen to before you realize that "melodic hardcore" sounds like an aggressive musical term for a midlife crisis? And don't get me started on your top artists. Ever considered that maybe you’re just one K-Pop boy band away from a full-blown identity crisis? Your "Most Played Songs" could be the soundtrack to a bad anime rewatch party where everyone's just waiting for the end credits to roll so they can escape into the real world again. "怪獣のサイズ"? Is that supposed to be about your music tastes, because it sounds like someone's trying to cover up a serious personal crisis with kaiju-themed existential dread. And no offense, but “Macaroni Empitsu”? Is that a band or a weird food fusion dish? I can’t decide if I want to jam out or just order takeout while watching a tutorial on how to pretend I understand this chaotic playlist. But hey, Ace, live your truth. Being a fan of "noise music" must be comforting for you when you realize you have to face the reality that your taste in tunes is louder than your conversational skills. Here’s to you, the proud curator of Japan’s most pretentious playlist, where every click feels like a journey to find the least mainstream thing possible. Just remember: while you’re busy vibing to the sound of a guitar being slowly strangled, the rest of us will be over here wondering what the hell we just listened to! Cheers!
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