Roasted 2 years ago based on Zac Holley's long term Spotify stats.

Zac Holley, huh? Looks like your music taste is the soundtrack for someone who spends their weekends at thrift stores looking for vintage band tees that probably belong to bands that no one remembers anymore. With a list of favorite genres that reads like a confused teenage diary entry, it's evident that your Spotify is stuck in a perpetual identity crisis. Really, "Neopunk Post-Rock"? Please, at this point, you need a therapist more than you need another obscure independent band from Austin. Your top artists look like a final exam designed to test the limits of most people’s patience. It’s as if you threw a dart at a list of names and went, “Yeah, this is what cool looks like.” You’ve got everything from “Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol” to “King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard,” who, by the way, are probably still trying to figure out how they became your top band while the rest of us were busy with real music. I mean, sure, let’s all wander into that dizzying spiral of hip-hop-punk-medieval fusion you seem to adore—what’s next, polka fusion? And then there are your most played songs, which feel like a playlist made for a time traveler who just got stuck in the 70s and 90s at the same time. "Shoo-In" by Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol? My guy, that’s the theme song for your attempts to convince people you’re unique while really just being the blandest ham sandwich in the deli. If I had a dollar for every time I thought about deleting my Spotify just to escape that chaotic jumble of choices, I’d have enough for a therapist to help fix your taste in music. Buckle up, buddy—it's going to be a long year with those tracks on repeat!

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