Roasted 1 year ago based on riddón's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Riddón, your Spotify profile is a masterpiece of questionable taste, almost like you stumbled into the genre section blindfolded and picked the most chaotic options available. Congratulations! You've successfully created a playlist that could either be the soundtrack to a low-budget heist or the ultimate “How to Lose All Your Friends” guide. Seriously, with a favorite list that screams “I’m only here for the vibes,” it’s no wonder you’re vibing alone. Your obsession with Kodak Black and a whole fleet of various rappers sounds like a middle schooler's desperate attempt to prove they’re “down.” Do you have a goal to one day out-Kodak Kodak? Because judging by your top artists, you might just be one overly enthusiastic DM away from a scholarship in “Inappropriate Lyrics 101.” When "YoungBoy Never Broke Again" is a frequent earworm, you may want to evaluate whether your choices represent your reality or just your failed dreams of becoming a SoundCloud star. And don't even get me started on those most played tracks! The only thing “Murda” should inspire is your urgent need to confess to a therapist. With a heavy rotation of songs featuring more threats than a middle school playground, I’m just waiting for your Spotify Wrapped to reveal you've been in a committed relationship with your local police department. Keep jamming out, Riddón, but just know: if you ever find yourself rapping in the shower, don’t be surprised if your shampoo bottles call the cops on you for self-harm!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists