Roasted 6 months ago based on noe's long term Spotify stats.

Noe, my dude, your Spotify profile is like a teenage diary for someone who just discovered heartbreak and glittery synths—glad to see your therapist's advice to “express yourself” is coming through loud and clear. With a lineup that screams “Acne and mood swings,” your favorite genres look like they were the result of a bad blind date with one of those “just-add-water” music apps. "Reggaeton Chileno" and "Chilean Trap"? Brilliant, just what we didn’t know we needed: a mix of cultural confusion and desperate self-reflection! I mean, who knew bedroom pop could also mean sobbing while making your bed? The Weeknd takes up more space on your most played list than your actual friends do in real life. Congratulations on basically being a full-time listener and part-time human. Did you need that many songs from him to feel anything? Or is it just a coincidence that your emotional spectrum is about as diverse as the local fast-food menu? And let’s talk about your top artists: you’ve got more mood swings than a soap opera star. You’re one heartbreak away from changing your Spotify fan page to "The Weeknd's Number 1 Stalker." Lastly, let’s not ignore that tragic duet of pop and deep emotional ennui you call your "most played songs." I see you’ve got "Cigarettes After Sex" on there, which I assume is perfect for those nights when your playlist matches the weather—dark, cloudy, with a 100% chance of tears. And what even is "Coming Down" from The Weeknd doing next to "Gabriela" by KATSEYE? Talk about a musical identity crisis rivaled only by my uncle's choice in leisure suits! Keep it up, Noe—who needs personal growth when you have a Spotify library as entertainingly messy as your life?

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