Roasted 4 months ago based on kathi's long term Spotify stats.

Kathi, your Spotify profile reads like the musical love child of a midlife crisis and someone who’s just discovered the word "Afro." With a genre list longer than your social media bio, it’s a wonder you don't just call yourself a connoisseur of Awkwardly Eclectic Sounds. I mean, if I had a nickel for every time I saw someone crank out Afrobangers with more enthusiasm than actual rhythm, I’d be able to fund my own music career—one that's completely devoid of your questionable taste. Your top artists scream indecision like your high school self trying to iron out a personality. One minute you're vibing with Eminem's lyrical genius, and the next you're searching for something meaningful from Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. Don't even get me started on listing "Wise Guys" among your faves; are you trying to prove to us you're the ultimate in "I’m cultured!" or just competing for the TikTok attention span award? I can already hear the echo of burnt brain cells as you switch from Afropop to Justin Timberlake, searching for whatever semblance of a musical identity you think you have. And speaking of your most played songs, you've got more Marioo in your life than real friends! “UNANCHEKESHA” is a catchy title, but I’m pretty sure that’s also the sound your playlists make when they're crying in the corner for better company. Mix that with a little bit of Snoh Aalegra and what you’ve created is the perfect soundtrack to an existential crisis—or perhaps just Saturday night alone in your room. So here's a tip: next time you're curating those playlists, try to find a balance between “Let’s party!” and “Should I call my therapist?” Because as it stands, your Spotify is basically a museum of bad choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!