Roasted 7 months ago based on Fin Reed's long term Spotify stats.

Fin Reed, huh? A Spotify profile as confused as the person who made it. With genres spanning from "Indie" to "New Rave," it's like you’re trying to collect music styles like Pokémon but forgot you can only evolve with good taste. Seriously, your taste in music is like a salad bar where you mixed everything together and then regretted it while trying to figure out how to vomit it all back up. You might as well have put “Auditory Identity Crisis” as your favorite genre, because this playlist looks less like a curated experience and more like a half-hearted attempt to impress someone at a hipster coffee shop. Your top artists read like you grabbed a handful of names from a "Cool Kid's Club" roster without even knowing their music. Kendrick Lamar and Mac DeMarco? Sure, that's like ordering sushi and then sharing it with your toddler who wants nothing but chicken nuggets. And calling PinkPantheress one of your favorites feels like you just learned how to attach a sticker to your forehead and now consider yourself an expert in modern consciousness. Just wait until you find out you can like artists without pretending to be their biggest fan at the same time. It's called restraint! Oh, and let’s talk about your most played songs. "Like That" by Future, followed by multiple Kendrick tracks—it’s like you’re in a committed relationship with mainstream while keeping it spicy by flirting with the underground. You dance on the edge of being a "cool" music snob, but then unleash the absolute chaos of Justice three times in a row. What are you trying to prove, that a toddler can listen to music in a revolving door? Fin, it’s okay to admit that you might need a music intervention; don’t worry, we’ll be here to hold your hand through the genre therapy sessions.

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