Roasted 27 days ago based on Arya Bimasena's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Arya Bimasena's Spotify profile—like an all-you-can-eat buffet of musical mediocrity. You’ve got a genre list longer than your will to try anything remotely edgy or diverse. I mean, "Stutter House"? Really? I’d laugh, but I'm honestly concerned—did the real estate agents in your brain just sell off the last of the brains for a condo in “Tropical House”? Your playlist sounds like the soundtrack for a never-ending middle school dance, where everyone huddles in groups waiting for the slow song so they can awkwardly sway and pretend it means something. Your top artists are just as confused as you are! With names like Johnny Orlando, who seems like he’s one viral TikTok away from disappearing like a fart in the wind, and The Chainsmokers, who peaked in 2016 and never learned to take a hint. You’ve basically curated a collection of songs that sound like they could be playing in a trendy bar while someone is taking ten minutes to choose a drink. If your musical tastes were a dessert, they'd be overcooked oatmeal raisin cookies—something nobody actually wants, but your mom keeps offering because she thinks it’s healthy. And let’s talk about those most played songs—Khalid’s “Better,” which is ironic, considering your music choices. “Don’t Be So Hard on Yourself”? Sweetie, if those are your coping mechanisms, you might need a stronger soundtrack! If your life were a movie, the theme song would probably be “Meant to Be,” but everyone else in the theater would be trying to escape mid-way through. So here’s a piece of advice: it's never too late to rediscover your palate, or at least hit Shuffle on someone else's library. The world needs more than just another "Baroque Pop" enthusiast with an existential crisis soundtracked by cheerful electronica!

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