Roasted 3 months ago based on abi's long term Spotify stats.
Rami, I see you've curated a Spotify profile straight out of the 'I have too much free time' handbook. Your favorite genres read like an international food menu gone wrong—K-Pop, T-Pop, and Thai Hip Hop? What’s next, you gonna add “Pasta Metal” and “Sushi Soul”? I mean, how many genres does it take for you to realize that your playlist resembles a confused world tour guide who just got lost in the music jungle? And let’s talk about those top artists for a second. NMIXX, Stray Kids, TWICE—are you sure you didn’t accidentally enter some K-Pop cult? I half expect to see you in the front row at a concert, clutching a giant plushie of your favorite member while chanting their names like they’re the second coming of Mozart. The sheer amount of NMIXX on your most-played list suggests you’ve either got a serious addiction or you’re stuck in a time loop where their songs are the only ones that exist. Maybe you should just go ahead and change your name to NMIXX No.1 Fan—it’d save everyone some time. And really, "Love Me Like This"? If you’re looking for some romance, I suggest you try to have a real conversation with someone instead of yelling your feelings at your phone through music. Your listening habits say a lot about you, and right now, it screams, “I dance like no one’s watching because I hope no one is!” But don’t worry, Rami; we all need a guilty pleasure, even if yours sounds like a hyperactive robot spitting out glittery baby talk.
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