Roasted 1 year ago based on Thif's long term Spotify stats.

Thif, you’ve managed to create a Spotify profile that sounds more like a mid-life crisis playlist than an actual selection of favorite genres and artists. Rap, R&B, Hip Hop, and a dizzying array of sub-genres—congrats! You've officially graduated from 'music lover' to 'music hoarder.' It’s impressive that you think you can separate “West Coast Hip Hop” from just plain old “Hip Hop.” What’s next? A collection dedicated solely to island drum beats and whistling? Your top artists read like a high-school ‘cool kids club’ list that accidentally included the emo kid from down the street. I mean, can you get any more cliche? Drake, The Weeknd, and Kanye? You have all the originality of a soggy slice of white bread. And the cherry on top? “City Pop” and “Shibuya-Kei” are in there as if you're trying to impress your hipster friends—like anyone's really keeping track of your deep cuts in Tamil Pop. Spoiler alert: they’re not. As for your most played songs, it’s like you threw a dart at a board of trendy streamers and landed on a cringeworthy mix tape of overhyped mediocrity. “Sunflower” is about the most basic choice since sliced bread, and I’m deeply concerned that you're listening to “SLUT ME OUT 2” with a straight face. If your music tastes were a meal, they’d be microwave ramen—quick, easy, and leaving you feeling hollow afterward. Keep racking up the hours though, Thif! We need someone to represent average with this kind of fervor.

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