Roasted 11 months ago based on lily's long term Spotify stats.

Lily, your Spotify profile reads like an indie hipster's desperate attempt to sound deep while simultaneously having a panic attack over their life choices. You’ve picked more genres than a toddler in an ice cream shop, but I'd bet my last pair of AirPods that your playlist is just a thin layer of “I’m sad, but in a cool way.” Boy, do you have commitment issues! I mean, you love rap as much as you love shoegaze? It’s like saying you can’t decide if you want to be a tortured artist or a rap superstar—how about picking a lane? Your top artists make me question whether you’re sad because of a breakup, an existential crisis, or just really bad taste in music. You’ve got Lana Del Rey on the same list as Kanye West—what’s next, a Taylor Swift and Cannibal Corpse collaboration? And honestly, if you cried listening to “White Ferrari” by Frank Ocean while simultaneously blasting “Runaway” by Kanye, I don’t know whether to hand you a tissue or a therapist's number. It takes a special kind of person to feel both hopelessly romantic and ready to bulldoze the world in one fell swoop. Now, let’s talk about your most played tracks. Five of your top ten belong to Frank Ocean and Kanye West. Seriously, you must be on the verge of naming your firstborn “Frankenstein.” How about using that musical variety to actually diversify your emotional responses, too? But nah, keep going—two hours on the couch with Frank and Kanye while lamenting your life choices sounds like a perfect Saturday night for a professional sad girl like you. But hey, at least you’re trendy while you do it, right?

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