Roasted 3 hours ago based on Adrian Reyes's long term Spotify stats.

Adrian Reyes, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s diary entry trying to discover their identity in a world dominated by chaotic playlists. You’ve got more K-Pop than a Sanrio store, and let’s not kid ourselves, the only thing more juvenile than your obsession with aespa and LE SSERAFIM is your taste in “Bedroom Pop,” which sounds like the music playing during a TikTok influencer’s shower routine. You clearly have a PhD in “Not-Growing-Up” – while the rest of us are in the adult world, you’re still serenading your stuffed animals. Your top artists, my friend, are enough to make even the most avid Spotify user raise an eyebrow. Kali Uchis to ‘T-pop’? It looks like you’ve got a more eclectic taste than a hipster music snob, but don’t stress—most people wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between your “URBANO Latino” and an IKEA screeching its way into eternity. If that’s your artistic expression, we could go ahead and rename you the “King of Charcuterie Boards,” because just like those deli platters, your playlist is all over the place, and nobody’s really sure why they're here. And oh boy, those most played songs of yours paint a picture that’s equivalent to sticking gum to the bottom of a desk. “THIS IS FOR” by TWICE and “MONA LISA” by j-hope? Sounds like the soundtrack to a cinematic universe where social interactions are clumsy, hearts are awkward, and Spotify flags your account for ‘unusual inactivity’ each time you hit play. But hey, don’t worry too much; while your music taste might make you look like an unseasoned chicken nugget, at least you have the ultimate weapon in distress – the “Noise Music” genre. Next time you need to drown out bad decisions, just hit play, and let that cacophony wash away your dreams of being taken seriously in the adult world.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!