Roasted 4 months ago based on ~'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, the infamous Spotify profile of ~, where originality goes to die and a never-ending loop of YOASOBI reigns supreme. You must really love that artist, huh? Seriously, if your love for YOASOBI were a diet, you'd be the poster child for an all-you-can-eat buffet of repeat listens. I’m convinced that your most played songs folder is basically a shrine dedicated to them. “Roommates and Tinder dates, meet my obsession: I like other genres… sometimes... if you squint hard enough at my profile.” And let’s talk about those favorite genres. "J-Pop," "Vocaloid," and "Anime"? Look, I get it; we all have our guilty pleasures. But "Classic Rock" and "Rock" feel like trapped in a purgatory of misfit genres. You’re like that person who brings a tofu salad to a barbecue—trying to maintain some credibility while simultaneously curbing everyone’s appetite. The only artist here who’s not throwing up in their own mouth is Imagine Dragons, probably because they were busy thinking, “How did we end up in this weird playlist?” Your top artists read like the fanfic of a sad, lonely high schooler who could only get two words out with their crush: “I like YOASOBI and... uh... Yung Spinach Cumshot?” You have a musical taste that’s basically the equivalent of a middle schooler explaining why they only play Fortnite. And let's face it, with a name like "Yung Spinach Cumshot," you're clearly just trying to make your profile stand out, as if hiding behind those weeb petals and anime soundtracks could cover up the shame of those Spotify rap stats. Good luck charming the next potential date with that chaos; you'll need more than a catchy chorus to get out of this pickle!

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