Roasted 9 months ago based on Thomassomy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Thomassomy, it’s hard to believe Spotify can actually produce a profile that’s a more chaotic mix than your high school cafeteria. Seriously, one minute you’re deep in your feelings with melodramatic Taylor Swift, the next minute you’re getting hyped up for a rave with some hardstyle that even your headphones are begging you to stop. Do you base your playlist on whatever the algorithm spits out after a late-night anime binge? Because that’s the only logical explanation for this musical train wreck! Your "Most Played" is about as well-curated as a middle school talent show. With tracks like "Intellectual Deep Stimulation" and "Train Your Brain," it looks like you’re trying to score listeners from every angle—either through aggressive meditation or subtle brainwashing. And let's talk about "Golden Oasis - Tom Platz Edit"; only you would find a way to make a song from a virtual world sound like a monument to your questionable taste. If energy drinks were music, you’ve somehow managed to bottle up all the artificial flavors into a single profile. Honestly, if your Spotify profile were a high school student, it would get a participation trophy just for showing up. You’ve got a range of genres that’s about as diverse as a plain bagel, topped off with artists nobody’s heard of and a “Soundtrack” category that’s just sad. Who knew “Beats By AI” was literal? Might as well plug into the Matrix fully if you’re already vibing to the soundtrack of your own oblivion. At this point, your Spotify should come with a warning: "Caution! Exposure may cause existential crises!"

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