Roasted 2 years ago based on N's long term Spotify stats.

N, your Spotify profile reads like a high school art project gone wrong—every genre sounds like it was invented at a hipster coffee shop after three too many oat milk lattes. "Indie Pop"? More like "Indie flop." Seriously, is “POV: Indie” a genre or just the soundtrack to your daily existential crisis? You’ve got so many flavors of indie on your list, I half expect to see “Indie Pudding” and “Indie Sorbet” next. As for your top artists, I see you’ve got a real knack for finding musicians who have more vowels in their names than actual lyrics. Are you running a fan club for Aimless Dreamers, or just binge-listening to the soundtrack of a millennial meltdown? With a top 10 like that, it’s hard not to imagine you cozying up with a cat and an overpriced avocado toast while listening to “Angst and Ambiguity.” You’ve officially made hipsterism an Olympic sport, N. And then there are your most played songs. “Girl, so confusing featuring Lorde” sounds like the theme tune for your love life—trendy, yet completely lost. I mean, “Drunk On A Flight”? With that musical taste, I’m surprised you haven’t been grounded permanently for assaulting the airwaves. Hey, N, next time you’re curating a playlist, try mixing in a little self-awareness; it might just lead to a genre called "Basic Pop." But I guess that’s a little too mainstream for your enigmatic vibes.

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