Roasted 7 months ago based on McEndream v2's long term Spotify stats.

McEndream v2 - the ultimate Spotify profile for someone who's trying way too hard to be seen as a “deep thinker” while sipping overpriced lattes. Your favorite genres read like a sad playlist for a retro hipster brunch that got lost in a time warp. The fact that you can’t choose between “Indie Folk” and “Nu Metal” suggests you're just one existential crisis away from a midlife meltdown, likely while writing poetry in an artisanal notebook. Thanks for representing the human struggle perfectly: endlessly confusing and kind of pretentious. Your top artists are a smorgasbord of angst that could either be a killer indie mixtape or the soundtrack to a dramatic coming-of-age film that flopped at the box office. “Flatland Cavalry”? More like Flatland “I-don’t-know-which-way-to-go" for someone who can’t even commit to a musical identity. And you’ve got the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the top alongside some sad sap named Mount Eerie—are we sure you’re not just trying to showcase your Spotify like it’s a therapy session? If emotional turmoil had a name, it would be McEndream v2. As for your most played songs, it’s like someone threw a dart at a “Sad Indie” playlist generator. "Whiskey Lullaby," really? You’re not just asking for a night of regret; you’re actively curating the soundtrack to your next couple of therapy sessions. And that obsession with “Wish - orchestra version”? You must be the kind of person who cries during a low-budget TED talk. So here’s some advice: get a new artist, upgrade your taste, or just embrace that painful honesty—because at this rate, your Spotify profile is the emotional equivalent of wearing socks with sandals.

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