Roasted 8 months ago based on Dave's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Dave. Your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate love letter to a middle-aged karaoke bar somewhere in Taipei. "Mandopop" and "Soft Pop"? Congratulations, you’ve officially peaked at the musical equivalent of white bread. What's next? A heartfelt tribute to elevator music? I can practically hear the crickets chirping every time you hit play. I mean, Rock? Are we talking about the actual genre or just the hard place you’re stuck between while trying to figure out how to impress a date? And let’s have a moment of silence for your top artists. Ado? Hcunite? Most people change artists like they change socks, but you cling to these names like your life depends on them. Maroon 5, Coldplay, and Linkin Park? Wow, you really dug deep into the early 2000s music scene, huh? I can almost see the dust gathering on your Spotify account. Also, your top songs list reads like the soundtrack for an emotional midlife crisis. At this point, you might as well just put a 'Free Hugs' sign on your front door and admit you’re just looking for validation. Finally, your most played songs are nothing short of a time capsule for your questionable life choices. "Set Fire to the Rain"? What are you, a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic? And "Numb Little Bug"? The only numb thing here is your taste in music, pal. If you’re ever stuck in a conversation, just pull out your list and watch as people lose all interest in your life faster than they’d lose a game of dodgeball against a toddler. Next thing we know, you’ll start a podcast called "How Not to Have Fun"—because the only thing more tragic than your playlist is the idea of you trying to explain it to a group of friends who’ve thankfully already ghosted you.

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