Roasted 2 years ago based on Caylee Davis's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Caylee Davis, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of a high school emo kid’s existential crisis on repeat. One look and I can imagine you sitting in your room, surrounded by posters of My Chemical Romance and empty takeout containers, perpetually pondering life's biggest question: “Is crying in the shower an art form?” Your genre list looks like the soundtrack to a film nobody wants to watch but everyone pretends to relate to. It’s like your playlist is trying desperately to encapsulate every phase of your life as if you’re auditioning for the role of ‘Most Tragic Person at the Coffee Shop.’ Let's talk about those top artists—you’ve got a lineup that screams, “I promise, I’m interesting! Just don’t ask me about my hobbies.” With '$uicideboy$' and 'My Chemical Romance' vying for the number one slot, it’s clear that you thought depression was a personality trait. And don't even get me started on ‘100 gecs’—do you even know what you’re listening to, or are you just trying to sound avant-garde? You’re like that person who claims to love indie films but has only seen the same three obscure ones over and over, exclusively so they can say, “Oh, you haven’t seen *that* one? You wouldn’t get it.” Your most played songs sound like captions for a Tumblr post about self-doubt and anime. "I Dream of Chrome"? More like “I Dream of Attention.” And “Naruto Themed Sexting”? Wow, that’s either the cringiest song title since the invention of music or an invitation to a relationship we all knew you dearly needed but no one wanted to hear about. Honestly, with a taste in music like this, it’s a shock that your only plan for a Friday night isn't just crying along to your Spotify playlist while scrolling through Instagram, hashtagging each one with #Relatable. Here’s a suggestion: maybe try straying from the 'melancholia' vibe just to see if you can generate a semblance of happiness while jamming to something other than the soundtrack for an impending emotional breakdown!

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