Roasted 4 days ago based on thea's long term Spotify stats.

Thea, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stumbling into a teenage diary where you chronicle all your feelings while binging on bubble tea. Your music taste is like a buffet of secondhand emotions—pop, R&B, and a sprinkle of rage rap for that bi-weekly existential crisis. It’s almost as if you walked into a record store, threw yourself on the floor, and screamed, “Just give me everything that sounds vaguely like holding hands at a coffee shop!” Your favorite artists are a lineup that reads like the cast of a rom-com for people who just discovered feelings. With The Weeknd leading the pack, it’s a wonder why you’re not just crying over a broken heart in the corner. You’ve got Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, which means you’re fully equipped to serenade a breakup or the thrill of chasing a butterfly, whichever comes first. And let’s not overlook those K-Pop boys: they’re not exactly bold choices when the only ‘rage’ in your life comes from your inability to find the right filter for your selfies. And can we get real for a second? Your most played songs could double as a soundtrack for your next Pottery Barn catalog shoot. “Sienna” by The Marías? More like “Sigh-enna,” because that's literally the vibe of every moment you spend debating whether to post another sunset photo on Instagram. And “M a k e I t T o T h e M o r n i n g”? Sweetheart, the only thing you’re making it to is the nearest brunch spot after another late-night Netflix binge. So go ahead, turn up that “chill vibe,” but know that the only rage you really need to be worried about is when you run out of avocado toast!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!