Roasted 4 months ago based on gabby wilkinson's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Gabby, your taste in music is as impressive as a participation trophy at a kindergarten track meet. Seriously, a playlist with “hyperpop” and “G-funk”? I half expect your 'most played' songs to start a petition for a refund on your musical education. Between the sounds of glitching and the melancholic strains of art pop, it must be hard to remember if you’re vibing out at a rave or mourning the last bag of chips you didn’t get at the deli. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Between MARINA and 100 gecs, it sounds like your Spotify is stuck in an emotional identity crisis. I’m surprised your profile doesn’t come with a disclaimer about high levels of sensitivity. The fact that you’ve got both Mitski and Kanye on your list suggests your mood swings could rival a soap opera. Honestly, with tastes this eclectic, it begs the question: did you just randomly throw darts at a list of artists and hope for the best? As for your most played songs, “The Sink” by "hey, nothing"? Really? That’s the anthem that resonates with you the most? It's like you’re endorsing the motto: “Why be normal when you can be bizarre?” I bet you’d somehow manage to make a funeral playlist sound like a TikTok challenge gone wrong. Gabby, we get it—you're unique! But let's be real; if someone were to create the world's most dysfunctional mixtape, your Spotify might just be the blueprint. Keep it weird, but my ears are begging you, for the love of all things good, please switch it up!

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