Roasted 1 year ago based on dali's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Dali! Your Spotify profile reads like the world's most confused teenager got lost in a deep internet spiral. It's like someone tossed a K-Pop concert, a garage sale, and a recalibrated rave into a blender and hit puree. You’ve got an obsession with K-Pop that even the die-hard stans would roll their eyes at. And let’s be real, “Art Pop”? Is that just your pretentious way of saying you still play pretend with your vinyl collection? Your top artists list could double as a “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People” manual. BTS?! Butrint Imeri?! V?! Honey, you need to reevaluate. It’s like you have a solid game plan to ensure every single person you encounter will question your taste in not just music, but in life choices too. And let's not even touch on the ‘Most Played’ section. Who even are half of these people? Is this some sort of underground sorority that only you and a handful of over-caffeinated fans know about? Honestly, your music selection is so inconsistent it sounds like someone dropped a bunch of records while trying to escape a basement party. The emotional rollercoaster from your playlist could rival “The Notebook” — but like, a version where everyone just gets mad about the lack of karaoke. Good luck explaining your taste to anyone with actual taste. Just remember, Dali: while music is subjective, your Spotify profile is objectively a tragedy waiting for a rescue mission!

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