Roasted 9 days ago based on James REXX's long term Spotify stats.

Oh James REXX, what a delightful mess of contradictions you’ve curated on your Spotify profile. Emo rap and Afrobeats? It’s like you’re trying to achieve musical whiplash! One minute you’re nodding along to the deep existential crises of Juice WRLD, and the next you’re grinding on the dance floor to Rema like your soul hasn’t just been crushed. I can already picture you at a party, trying to introduce people to your "eclectic taste" while securing your reputation as the guy who makes everyone question their life choices. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? It’s basically a “who’s who” of musicians who made enough bad decisions to make being sad sound fun, mixed in with a generous sprinkle of auto-tuned pop. For every powerful lyric from Eminem, you’re balancing it out with, what, some deep thoughts from cr1tter? I’m surprised you aren’t just playing every song from “Sad Boy Soundtrack Vol. 1” on repeat. And don’t get me started on the ambitious leap from Michael Jackson to Lana Del Rey—are you planning a time travel trip to the 80s or just trying to manifest your own identity crisis? But honestly, James, your most played songs read like a high school kid’s playlist made while crying over their ex and pretending they’re too cool for mainstream. “Shape of My Heart” by Sting and “Animals” by Maroon 5? Sweetheart, those tracks are practically begging for a revival of your graduation party. You’re a blend of heartbreak and hype that gives the phrase ‘emotionally confused’ a run for its money. Just remember, James, there’s a fine line between artistic depth and a Spotify autoplay session gone rogue, and you’ve jumped right off that edge with style!

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