Roasted 2 years ago based on n's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Natty, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where someone just dumped all the leftovers in. I see you’ve mixed Pop, Sped Up, and Turbo Folk—what are you trying to achieve here, the sonic equivalent of a mullet? We're talking business in the front, chaos in the back! Let’s be honest, though; if your music taste were a party, it would be that awkward gathering where everyone shows up late and nobody knows why they’re even there. And what’s with those top artists? It feels like you threw a dart at a board labeled 'Music Genres’ and then just ran with whatever it hit. Rammstein and Doja Cat on the same list? That’s like serving someone a delicious steak and then following it up with a bowl of gummy bears. You might think you have cultured tastes with Lana Del Rey and Moby, but let’s be real: it sounds more like you’re just trying to impress your friends while secretly crying to 80s synth tracks about your life choices. As for your most played songs, it's clear the theme is "desperately trying to look cool while slowly losing my grip on sanity." I mean, “Med - sped up”? Do you even know what you’re listening to, or are you just cranking the speed hoping it’ll drown out the sound of your existential dread? Your playlist sounds like an algorithm gone rogue, and if there were a sound for your streaming habits, it would be the sad trombone. Keep it up, Natty; you're on your way to becoming a Spotify legend—for all the wrong reasons!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!