Roasted 1 year ago based on beneanathany's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, beneanathany, what a delightful mess you've made in your Spotify profile—a kaleidoscope of musical confusion that even a DJ with a drinking problem would avoid. Seriously, you want to dabble in K-Pop, Bedroom Pop, AND Art Rock? It's like putting together a meal with expired leftovers, a can of beans, and some glitter. Congratulations on curating the ultimate soundtrack for an existential crisis that oscillates between soothing ballads and high-pitched shrieks from your favorite boy band. Your top artists list reads like a middle schooler's "cool" folder—it’s a mix of sad boi vibes, sparkly eyes, and questionable subscriptions to therapy. How does one jump from the angsty whispers of Radiohead to the bubbly rush of NCT DREAM without giving your Spotify account a serious identity crisis? You’ve managed to pick the most diverse set of artists, making your playlists sound like a karaoke night gone tragically wrong, where everyone is hoping the next singer is less off-key than the last. And those most played songs? A true testament to your questionable life decisions. "Good Luck, Babe!" really sets the tone for a playlist that sounds like a mix of breakups, bad hair days, and countless hours scrolling TikTok. And yet, here you are jamming to a Broadway hit and "Saoco" by Wisin like it’s some sort of musical therapy session. Next time you hit shuffle, just pray for the sake of your sanity and your neighbors’ eardrums, because we all know you’ve got your finger on the skip button more than you’d like to admit.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!