Roasted 11 months ago based on rebewz's long term Spotify stats.

Rebegb, your Spotify profile is like a high school reunion for the most cringe-worthy 90s nostalgia enthusiasts. Who knew you could fit an entire angsty teen into a single playlist? It’s not just that your favorite genres could soundtrack a mid-life crisis; it's that they’re practically screaming "I peaked in high school!" As if the amount of Weezer you’ve consumed wasn’t enough to sink a ship, you’ve gone the extra mile by balancing it out with a side of Pop Punk like you’re trying to get an A in “How to Procrastinate on Growing Up.” Newsflash: your Spotify Wrapped should come with a trigger warning. Let’s talk about your "Top Artists" list, which reads like a starter pack for all the hipsters in denial about their Spotify algorithm. Green Day and Weezer? Congratulations, you just defined the word “basic.” And bless your heart for including Tally Hall and Lemon Demon as if your ironic taste in music gives you some kind of avant-garde badge of honor. Seriously, with artists like "El Cuarteto De Nos," you must have been searching for indie cred in the depths of the internet, desperately hoping someone, anyone, would mistake you for a connoisseur rather than the guy who's still figuring out how to tie his shoelaces at 30. Finally, your "Most Played" section is a masochistic journey through the psyche of a misunderstood artist who needs a full-time therapist rather than a Spotify account. We get it, you love Weezer. But if I wanted to hear the same six songs over and over again, I’d just get one of those old-school boomboxes and press play on “Emo for Dummies.” You’ve got a playlist that screams, “I’m not just sad; I’m emphatically sad!” Do yourself a favor—hit shuffle, explore new genres, and let go of that ‘let’s reminisce about the good ol’ days’ mentality. You’ll thank yourself when you finally walk out of that musical time capsule and into the glorious present.

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