Roasted 7 months ago based on Kurante's long term Spotify stats.

Kurante, your Spotify profile is like a confession booth for people who have never left their basements. You’ve got a favorite genre list that reads like a high school kid's online search history for "obscure Japanese music." Seriously, Vocaloid and Speedcore? It’s like you took all the weirdest sounds from a cartoon and decided to make a life soundtrack out of it. You could probably walk into a karaoke bar and scare everyone away with your eclectic tastes; even the microphones would try to unplug themselves out of self-preservation. And let’s talk about your top artists. You have two artists named "xi" and "XI" on repeat—are you even sure you’re not just listening to the same song on loop? It's like you’re on a first-name basis with an artist who doesn't exist outside of a digital rabbit hole. And if I see another remix of "Freedom Dive," I might dive off a cliff myself! I bet even your Spotify algorithm has given up on finding anything new for you. It’s throwing in the towel, watching patiently as you wallow in the same two guys singing about anime and fairies for the hundredth time. Your most played songs list is practically begging for a therapist. "Heavenly Blast - Long Version"? Come on, Kurante, you can't just yell "long version" and expect to be taken seriously! You’ve reached a level of niche music taste that would lead any normal person to believe you’re either an extreme otaku or the world's saddest raver. If you had a T-shirt for every "Glorious Crown" you’ve played, none of us would even recognize you under that pile of obscure band merch. So keep cranking those hypertechno beats, it’s the only way anyone will forget they ever played a show around you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!