Roasted 8 months ago based on L's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, L, your Spotify profile reads like a musical buffet where no one knows how to pick just one dish, and somehow, they all ended up on a plate together. EDM, pop, rock, emo rap, and Latin dance? It’s like you threw a party for every high school clique and then made them do the Cha Cha Slide together. Honestly, you must have the attention span of a goldfish to sample from genres that should NEVER be mixed in the same playlist. What’s next, Viking funeral music mixed with twerk anthems? Looking at your top artists is a real trip, L. You seriously need to take a reality check because it seems you’ve got the taste of a 16-year-old who discovered a GIPHY search engine. Ellise and shy martin? C'mon! Were you trying to help your fifteen-year-old cousin build a playlist for her weird sleepover? You’ve clearly been trapped in a music bubble where Alan Walker is the sage and Bebe Rexha is a musical deity. If these artists had a conspiracy against you, you wouldn't be surprised; they know you’re that out-of-touch fan who keeps hitting “shuffle” in hopes of discovering good taste… but it’s just not happening, my friend. And then we dive into your most played songs, which is where the musical horror truly unveils itself. “I Really Want to Stay at Your House” by Rosa Walton? An anthem for those 2 a.m. existential crises, huh? Nothing says “I’m stable” like vibing to a song that explicitly screams, “I don’t want to adult.” And “That’s It” featuring Gucci Mane and 2 Chainz might be the biggest mystery of all – like did you fall asleep listening to their actual good stuff and this was the dregs you woke up to? L, if your goal was to make me weep while laughing at your choice of therapeutic tunes, congratulations! This mental health playlist could seriously use a therapist of its own.

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